Sucking the life out of everything... one post at a time.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Couldn’t have said it better myself.


spdracerx: (via etsy, with a hat tip to @tehawesome and @spooons.) There is nothing better life has to offer than watching Batman vomit.

spdracerx:

(via etsy, with a hat tip to @tehawesome and @spooons.)

There is nothing better life has to offer than watching Batman vomit.


17. DON’T WATCH MOVIES THAT YOU KNOW WILL HAVE SOME SORT OF NUDITY IN THEM WITH YOUR PARENTS/FAMILY.

lamebot:

nycbumpkin:

darylzarraga:

theprosaic:

(via gotwisdom)

On Christmas Eve my cousins, my sisters, and I decided to watch Zack and Miri with everyone else there. Lots of awkward moments, we ended up not finishing it.

I went to see “Vanilla Sky” with my uber-conservative mom at the theater. Yeah…Really wanted the floor to open up and swallow me whole during that weird Cameron/Penelope getting pounded by Tom. Ugh.
I watched boogie nights with my mom. boogie nights. have you seen that movie?! …most awkward night of my life.
Every Monday night, my family and I watch pornography and we take turns jacking off one of the other family members. Last week was my week. Tonight is mom’s week. Should be an interesting night.
I’m having a good day.

I’m having a good day.


betelnut: molls:snuh:shanexcore:theipodguru:(via thismightsuck) this is…beautiful. I wish he was biting a unicorn.

betelnut:

molls:snuh:shanexcore:theipodguru:(via thismightsuck) this is…beautiful.

I wish he was biting a unicorn.


I feel good about this one.

I feel good about this one.


spdracerx: dark: I know we throw words like ‘awesome’ and ‘bitchass cool’ around a lot but I still feel this kid falls comfortably into both of these categories. I want that shirt. And to hang out with that kid. He’s like 7 years old and he’s already cooler than I am. Salmonella doesn’t kill people.  This kid kills people.

spdracerx:

dark:

I know we throw words like ‘awesome’ and ‘bitchass cool’ around a lot but I still feel this kid falls comfortably into both of these categories.

I want that shirt. And to hang out with that kid. He’s like 7 years old and he’s already cooler than I am.

Salmonella doesn’t kill people.  This kid kills people.


lamebot: I google searched guinea pig pants, and this came up. A fucking guinea pig dinosaur. Life can be hard when you’re a guinea pig.

lamebot:

I google searched guinea pig pants, and this came up.

A fucking guinea pig dinosaur.

Life can be hard when you’re a guinea pig.


My first try at this.  I think I failed.

My first try at this.  I think I failed.


These aren’t a few of my favorite things. If they’re a few of yours, I feel bad for you.

These aren’t a few of my favorite things. If they’re a few of yours, I feel bad for you.