17. DON’T WATCH MOVIES THAT YOU KNOW WILL HAVE SOME SORT OF NUDITY IN THEM WITH YOUR PARENTS/FAMILY.
Every Monday night, my family and I watch pornography and we take turns jacking off one of the other family members. Last week was my week. Tonight is mom’s week. Should be an interesting night. 3 years agoI watched boogie nights with my mom. boogie nights. have you seen that movie?! …most awkward night of my life.I went to see “Vanilla Sky” with my uber-conservative mom at the theater. Yeah…Really wanted the floor to open up and swallow me whole during that weird Cameron/Penelope getting pounded by Tom. Ugh.(via gotwisdom)On Christmas Eve my cousins, my sisters, and I decided to watch Zack and Miri with everyone else there. Lots of awkward moments, we ended up not finishing it.
